subject matter-POO GRAPHIC!

so have you ever pooed laying down? and how successful were you? it's kind of hard to do. i first was poo shy, well lets backup a bit. I was never pee or poo shy before the accident. but I recently became shy with both. I'm use to a toilet, not a pan. i just couldn't pee or poo on command. but now i'm an expert. i can pee on command. no shy about it. and I poo once a day now too. and i must say that the poos are rated very high. today however, i only got a 6, but that was my lowest score. one of poos scored off the rector scale and with an impressive 11! I would have to say 9 is probably my average score. Though that 6 brought my average score down, but i didn't eat much yesterday. anyway, so have you ever pooed in a pan laying down? you should see if you could do it, no sitting up, no help with your elbows, just lay on your back. it's hard to maneuver. and when the poo finally decides to move out, it may be long and may have to be cut off-by tapering or by something else--well, you get the picture. sometimes your poo may get stuck and won't come out and you have to grunt, sitting up would be an easy solution, but remember, you can't. you're just stuck for a while and can't move. you have to figure it out. wait and wait and wait for 30 minutes or so. but now i am getting stronger and i can use my elbows for support and it does help a bit. it helps when you slant your body upward with elbow support. sometimes you have to push hard to get poo out, but sometimes it just slides right out. The best is when you are in that slanted position and your pan is tilted a little up off the bed, your strong long solid poo, the subject matter, won't break off, it just moves the pan downward toward the bed and curls up like a snake.

just a poo-ing deb