The Cock

Monday, Dec. 29, 2008

Russell wasn't up yet, I think the cold weather may have kept him in for a while longer this morning. Maybe Russell was cuddling up with some of his chicks? Or maybe Russell is a one-chick-at-a-time kinda rooster and has a steady chick who he loves and adores and is fully committed to her? Nah, that‘s unlikely.

But what about maybe, just maybe, Russell was cuddling up with a new chick he picked up the other night at his regular hangout, I’ms A Pic-um, Yous A Cumin’ bar & grill. He’s a regular at that joint. The Chicks just love Russell. They are always bragging about how much they are grateful to him, saving their ass from being beaten up, tortured, and killed by some pimped giant who claims he likes chicks. That just doesn’t make sense?

The chicks also like Russell’s’ masculinity. They all want a bite of the Bro. Russell has made quite a name for himself. Besides his formal name and the common nicknames, Russell picked up some other nicknames as well. The Studroosta, The Roostin’ Rascal, and Russ n Crow are just a few, for examples. It seems like the chicks are very fond of the fella. They don’t even mind the boozing he does when he sometimes gets carried away in the liquor market. The chicks don’t mind the bar-roost at all. Russell can do whatever he wants, whenever he wants. Russell is rich, kind, healthy, talented, good -looking, charming & very desirable.

Russell, however, is not the brightest bird in town, but his schooling is not too noticeable in the Ghetto Farm. His wit, charm, and compassion are very endearing. They override any book smart bird at any time. Russell is definitely street smart though. He knows the streets in the Ghetto Farm.