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Saturday, August 1, 2009

Calling You Out

Hey Carpenter Porch Guy,

I know your type. I've seen it before. Thanks to Shawn, David, & Cort.

You have trouble cashing a check.
You have no licence and you're not insured.

You're either a drunk or a deadbeat dad on the run. Or both.
Family emergency. You disappear. Bullshit!

I bet you would have finished the job if you had not gotten paid in advance. Luckily for me this time, I didn't authorize payment until the job is finished, so the middle man doesn't get his cut yet.

From: A Dried & Tired Asshole

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