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Sunday, February 28, 2010

The Weak Weapon

The best defense they have going for him is consent.

He pooed in my backyard! No dog about it.

If it was consent, why didn't he use my toilet? I had 2, and they both worked!

The Jury Juice

The Grand Jury indicted rapist on all charges. It didn't take long before they made an united decision. His bail is set at $9 million dollars.

I didn't have to testify. The ADA decided that the expert witnesses were good enough. I will testify when it goes to trial.

Cutting it Close: Earlier this week, the ADA were thinking of postponing indictment charges another week. The deadline of indicting rapist is March 10, 2010. Also, this was the last week of the existing Grand Jury members to serve.

Press release some time in the near future.

Friday, February 12, 2010

A Taste of The Case

I couldn't put the condom on. I tried to put the condom on, but I couldn't. My one available hand was not skilled enough with the angle it had and the other hand was pinned down underneath the covers. "What about a hand job?" I offered the unknown dark intruder as he held the knife to my throat. I thought that would have been a good option, but he said no.


Grand jury is set for Thursday, February 25, 2010. It will probably hit the news media soon afterwards.