The Salad - The Black or White Egg

No gray egg about it.

I get in trouble, again. I left 10 minutes early, after closing, at 9:20pm, instead of 9:30pm. The clock-watching egg checked my time. I told her that she's being ridiculous.

-Closing duties were all done.
-We were dead all day & night due to the tropical storm Ida brewing in the gulf.
-We had no tables, no business.
-It was my first day back from surgery.
-I came in 2 hours earlier to cover a waiter's missed shift. Working over 10 hours.

That doesn't matter, she says. Well yes it does. It matters because I'm tired! It matters because I'm not appreciated when petty matters like this come up.

I don't understand why she can't be just a little over-easy?

The Salad - No Black Olive

The Black Olive, co-worker, gives her notice. She's leaving the Wilting Salad.

We think she's teaming up with Beet. Doesn't make sense when Beet beat-up and bullied Black Olive also.

Low Stoops

The dating track of about 2 years before Cape:

Name; Looks; Duration; Dumper/ee?
Todd aka Small Penis Man (1inch)-did not have sex!; avg; 1 month; dumper
Luke aka womanizing weasel; hot; 2 months; dumpee
Scott aka Asshole; a humpty dumpty; 1 month; dumpee
Cameron aka young hot Mormon; hot!; 2 months; dumpee
Nicholas aka young & depressed; hot!; 2 months; dumpee
Cort aka dead-beat dad & drunk; kissed like a lizard but hot; 2 months; dumpee

Meltdown

A Plan:
-Get married
-Move in with partner
-Stay with current job until Catelin or Capen or Catelin and Capen or Catelin and Sophie or Capen and Jack arrive.
-Start new job when he or she or they arrive.

Another Plan:
-Move in with partner
-Eventually marry or not??
-Stay with current job until house is renovated and fully rented out
-Get an inspiring and enjoyable career, with less pay, less/no benefits

Another Plan:
-Quit job
-Move in a hole

Being Followed - Part 6 - In and Out

Cate was upset. Afraid of dying. Worrying that she was going to die. Going under was scary. Second thoughts catered the room. Cape wrote on her hand "Fibroid" to make sure that was what the doctor ordered, to get Jr out. But If something would have gone wrong, the doctor would have had to perform a hysterectomy on Cate anyway, to save her life. That scared her.

Cate kissed Cape goodbye, and a few seconds (2 hours) later she woke up in a white bright room with a man and a woman talking about her. Jr went for some testing. And she started cramping and bleeding, which is normal after a D and C. They drugged her more to get rid of the pain and nausea, but other than that she was fine, the surgery was successful.

The doctor told Cape that he couldn't have sex with Cate for a month. She wasn't able to masturbate as well. Well maybe clitoral?

In and out of consciousness, Cate mumbled to Cape something about Wal-Mart, a friend stealing her shoes and then put nail holes in them, then ending with a desire to have Cape's baby, all the while chewed-up crackers rented a room in Cate's mouth during her three bazarre comments over a 3 hour recovery period in the hospital.

An hour later, Cate was released. Found in an alley all alone, she was begging for change to get a ride home. The 39 year old was use to getting dumped. She had never had a boyfriend past 2 months.

Being Followed - Part 5 - The Attack

The Doctor's office called to see if I could come earlier for surgery.
Fi Broid Jr was scheduled to come out today, arrival time 3:00pm. They just called and wanted me to come in earlier to surprise the little fellow. The best I could do was 2pm.

I guess I should make that will, just in case Jr gives me trouble.
Cats, house, car, electronics, contents. Check.
Anything else? Oh, I'll tell Bart to get rid of the black box in my apartment. If he forgets, Msh, you're on the job. It's under the bed. Still lots of good AA batteries in there.