Beet's leaving the salad. She realizes that the salad's wilted and wants a fresh salad to toss around. At least her beetings will be gone, and hopefully I won't get anymore.
No, I'm the Olive's Pit. Beet is my boss's boss. And became my immediate boss after she sliced Karrot. Beet is the bitch who beats me up and abuses me on a regular basis. Beet has decided to leave the salad(company). Which makes me feel good in the short-term. However, with all the slicing and dicing, and now Beet leaving, this confirms even more that the salad is wilting away.
All these metaphors make my head hurt. So are you the Beet?
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm the Olive's Pit. Beet is my boss's boss. And became my immediate boss after she sliced Karrot. Beet is the bitch who beats me up and abuses me on a regular basis. Beet has decided to leave the salad(company). Which makes me feel good in the short-term. However, with all the slicing and dicing, and now Beet leaving, this confirms even more that the salad is wilting away.
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