Vegetable 3 --The Funny Joke

Karrot hired a little Cheeze right before she was sliced.

1st scheduled shift: worked entire 3 hour shift.
2nd, 3rd, 4th, & 5th scheduled shifts: deathly ill, did not work.
6th shift: left early; needed to study for huge exam.
7th shift: did not work; 2 flat tires, to the rim.
8th shift: left early; forgot she had a bridal shower that night for her best friend.
9th shift: left early; injured herself with a hanger, went to the after hour care.
10th shift: worked entire shift.
11th shift: did not work; broke 2 toes & 1 finger. called me at home on day off. told her to call mod & bring in doctor's note. saved her unknown number into cell phone to avoid at all cost.